Wakaabouts of Penocrat: Copying The Whites

Hello people, you are welcome to our regular column Wakaabouts of Penocrat,with our regular irreverent smartass Penocrat.  Today she is ranting about people who complain about “copying whites” whenever they have to answer questions that will prompt them to change their world views. Read and enjoy as usual

I’m just tired of Nigerians and their annoying replies sometimes.You preach feminism. Somebody would comment: 

“The problem with we Nigerians is that we are trying so hard to copy the whites.”

Okay! You beg them to stop the lynching of dogs and cats. Dogs are man’s best friends, and cats ain’t witches. They reply:

“The problem with we Nigerians is that we are trying so hard to copy the whites.”

You say, bride price should be abolished. They reply:

“The problem with we Nigerians is that we are trying so hard to copy the whites.”

You don’t condemn cohabitation. It’s a choice. People involved are adults. They say:  The problem with we Nigerians, is that we are trying so hard to copy the whites”

You say indecent dressing is no justification for rape.

They reply: ” The problem with we Nigerians is that we are trying so hard to copy the whites.”

Copy the whites bawo? I check their profile pictures, they are wearing suit. Some are wearing hats, skirts, etc when they are supposed to be wearing animal skin upandan, as per true African na. Shey they don’t know that the so called indecent dressing is not foreign? Oga its African!

People of God, as a true African man, your attire allows you to cover just your dum dum! Or don’t you know that as a true African geh, you’re supposed to just tie your ass-nal and be going to where ya going? Tying bress gaan is optional sef.

 As a true African, Indecent dressing na your forte! Na we get am! A1 gaan. Africans are over proud of their body o. You people shuu stay there and be justifying dust. You hear?

Copy the whites bawo? Some of you that are yarning this okpata, are graduates. Azzin, with masters or PhD in view sef. Those degrees you people are acquiring upandan, don’t you know they are unAfrican? Issokay!

 They mention cohabitation, You quote bible. Don’t you know the origin of Christianity? Or are you thinking its African? You are quoting Apostle Paul on marital issues. Paul na your cousin? Is he a Nigerian?

Since you’re forming African, are you not suppose to be quoting Ibinu-ukpabi, Amadioha, Obatala or Doondari? Lemme not talk about your addiction to cell phones and other related gadgets. This Facebook you people are using to poke-nose ontop rubbish sef, Is Zuckerberg a black man? Don’t you know that you are wasting this rainy season?

Be useful! As true Africans, you all should be in your various farms. Tilling the soil , planting, harvesting and tapping palm wine. Africans are known for that. A true African man should have a barn bursting with yams, like Okonkwo in ‘Things fall apart’. A true African woman should be skilled at planting coco yams, cassava, corn, pepper, etc.

You’re not copying the whites and you’re somewhere relaxing in the comfort of your room, watching television and casting yourself on Facebook, when you should be in the farm?

Don’t you know you’re wasting this rainy season? Get your simple farm tools! Africans don’t waste rainy seasons. Never! Leave Facebook for us that want to copy the whites.  

Go and be useful. Your megabytes will soon finish!!!

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